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Synopsis

This Christmas comes the complete chronicle of the cruelest chick ever captured on celluloid: The Bird That Cannot Be Caged. She had it all planned until they shot her in the hand. Now she has to do big time for her sick crime. She is sentenced to four walls of brick, ruled by a warden rotten and sick, who beats and spanks her with his stick. There, in a prison full of flaws, she is subject to sadistic laws, but this little kitty has vicious claws. Now she is uncaged and enraged in: THE BIRD THAT CANNOT BE CAGED

Soundtrack

Shut up 'n' listen, coz this might be somethin' you are missin'. The soundtrack of The Bird That Cannot Be Caged feautures some of the funkiest grooves you have ever heard. Not only does it feautures some badass beats from Bobby Dee & The Jailbird and D'Oldteach, but it also includes some exclusive material by Blues Legend Nicko Christiansen, of Livin' Blues name and fame. So just sit back and enjoy every single track:

About

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About

This website was created for the release of The Bird That Cannot Be Caged. A trailer made for a Dutch competition organized by A-Film, in order to accompany the cinema release of Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof and Robert Rodriguez' Planet Terror, which were distributed as a double feauture in the USA as Grindhouse. The objective of this competition was to create a faux trailer for a non-existing exploitation film. Our entry was homage to the Women in Prison films.

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Contact

In case you want to order an exclusive, autographed limited edition collector's DVD of The Bird That Cannot Caged, send a mail with as subject "BIRD DVD" to olavbus@hotmail.com

Any form of compliments, applause, constructive feedback or tokens of apprication is also welcome at the same address.

Film poster

Poster

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Voting Instructions

Go to the following site. Then look for the Bird That Cannot Be Caged.

  1. Click on the button that says "Stemmen op deze trailer"
  2. A new window will open
  3. Enter your e-mail address in the top box
  4. Check the box after the word "Voorwaarden"(terms & conditions)
  5. Enter the code in the box at the bottom, with the code given below the box

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Peggy Schwab

International Superstar Peggy Schwab adds another award-winning performance to her oeuvre by portraying the Bird. The uncrowned queen of the grindhouse screen brings a brand new bag to the game, when she does not only take on some ferocious chicks, but also the most sadistic guards, a deranged doctor and last but not least the meanest warden ever seen in the world of cinema. There is no doubt about it that Peggy Schwab delivers her finest performance to date, as The Bird That Cannot Be Caged.

Cinema Superbus

Cinema Superbus is bringing you once more the ultimate in exploitation galore. Director Olav Bus with a hand from co-director Bobby Dee is serving you a 90 minute course of the hottest chicks each with two fists of action. This sensational dish comes with a stew of the most rotten bastards drenched in a sauce of sadism and topped by one sick-making warden.

Adobert

Mixed together with a pinch of black humor, an ounce of badass attitudes, a gram of massive mayhem and last but not least a whole spoonful of steaming hot sex. And forget about the corn dogs, because all of this topped by the leanest and meanest Bird that has ever flown in and out of jail. This is just one white-knuckle ride you cannot ignore!

 

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